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THE CHRONICLES OF RANDOMANIA: Bryan, the Fridge and the Bathrobe | Part 1

Don’t people usually say you get the most random (yet brilliant) ideas in the oddest of places? I cannot agree with this even more, considering that the idea for this story popped into my head while raiding my fridge for chocolate! (*snicker snicker* Oh wait, that pun was not even intended 😆). 

Now, prepare to plunge yourselves into a whole new realm of mystery, fantastical creatures and adventure!

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The sun was high in the clear blue sky, shining bright white, when Bryan Greene awoke from his slumber.

“You slept like a log, you know that?” teased his middle sibling, Leigh, tossing a cushion at his sleepy face.

“Go away,” he grumbled and caught it just in time.

“It’s almost time for lunch, so better hurry up…unless you want to be staring at an empty plate,” she said, smirking, and disappeared around the doorframe of his bedroom.

Bryan sighed, running a hand through his tousled auburn hair. Fabulous, he thought. Not even a week into Easter break and I’ve snored off half the day. Again. Those project reports aren’t going to get themselves done by the deadline this time either.

Sulking, he climbed out of bed and dragged his feet into the bathroom. He emerged a few minutes later, throwing a red bathrobe over his pyjamas.

“Bryan, come look at this,” called his dad from the dining table as he trotted downstairs. “Looks like you won’t be going back to university anytime soon.” He gestured towards the TV screen that displayed the Prime Minister’s nationwide lockdown announcement. “Lucky you, eh?”

“Lucky the three of us!” chimed in the youngest child of the family, Sophie. “No more school for me and Leigh either!”

“Now, it’s a bit too early to declare that, Soph,” said her mum, giving the eight-year-old a light tap on the head with a pen. She was making a list. “We’d better head to the shops and stock up on groceries. What do you say, dear?”

“Yes, yes. I’ll get the car keys,” replied her husband.

“Can we come too?” Sophie asked with her signature puppy eyes.

“No, you three will stay at home,” replied Mrs Greene. “Watch something on TV, but just don’t tear the house down, OK? Make sure you lock the door properly, and…oh, yes, Bryan—please clean out the fridge when you’re done eating, love. We’ll need to make some space for today’s stuff.”

Sophie kept whining all the way to the driveway, where her mother knelt down and promised to buy her favourite pastry on the way home; it succeeded in satiating the young girl’s desire to accompany them. Soon after, the sound of the car’s engine faded away and the siblings were finally left to themselves.

“I call dibs on picking a movie!” cried Leigh, snatching up the TV remote from the sofa.

“Oi, that’s not fair! You did this last time too!” complained Bryan, standing up from his chair.

“You’re supposed to be cleaning out the fridge, brother dear. Might as well have someone choose, right?” She waggled her eyebrows.

Bryan rolled his eyes at the cheeky fourteen-year-old and plodded into the kitchen. As he opened the fridge door and surveyed its contents, the all-too-familiar opening tune of every Disney movie reached his ears. He shook his head and stifled a yawn. Well, here we go.

Just ten minutes into his assigned task, Bryan was already surprised by the sheer number of nearly empty or grossly outdated containers of food lying forgotten behind more recent purchases. Presently, he retrieved an ancient slab of stinky cheese wrapped in paper, pinching his nose as he disposed it. He placed his hands on his knees, trying to recover from the stench, and squinted at the soft white light shining from within the refrigerator. He stared at it for a few moments, vaguely aware of Olaf’s cheerful singing in the background.

Wait a minute. He narrowed his eyes at the very back of the fridge. What on earth is that?

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STRAIGHT OUT OF A FAIRYTALE: My Entry for Sonya’s TLT #296

photo by Nathan Dumlao via Unsplash

https://only100words.xyz/2021/09/30/three-line-tales-296/

HOW THE CHALLENGE WORKS:

  • Write three lines inspired by the photo prompt (& give them a title if possible).
  • Link back to this post (& check the link shows up under the weekly post).
  • Tag your post with 3LineTales (so everyone can find you in the Reader).
  • Read and comment on other TLT participants’ lines.
  • Have fun.

………

Nina had wandered too far away from the rest of the group; continuing to trudge further south through the thick woods was her only hope of ever finding a way out.

Exhausted, she noticed the dark silhouette of a cottage in the fading daylight…yes, she thought, perhaps I could rest her for a while.

Nina was overjoyed to hear a multitude of voices coming from within, so she knocked on the door—it was answered by a girl whose lips were red as roses, hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow.

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THE FOLLY: My Entry for KL Caley’s #WritePhoto Prompt

The Folly – Image by KL Caley

A folly is a building usually constructed strictly for aesthetic pleasure.

For visually challenged writers, the image shows an almost symmetrical brick folly with gothic style arched doorways at either side.

https://new2writing.wordpress.com/2021/09/16/writephoto-folly/

HOW THE CHALLENGE WORKS:

  • Each Thursday at Noon GMT the #writephoto prompt will be posted on New2Writing.
  • Use the image and prompt as inspiration to create a post on your own blog… poetry, prose, humour… light or dark, whatever you choose, as long as it is fairly family-friendly.
  • Please have your entries linked back to the original prompt post by the following Tuesday at Noon GMT.
  • Link back to this post with a pingback and/or leave a link in the comments below, to be included in the round-up.
  • Please click their links to visit the blogs of other contributors and take time to read and comment on their work.
  • Use the #writephoto hashtag in your title so your posts can be found.
  • There is no word limit and no style requirements, except that your post must take inspiration from the image and/or the prompt word given in the title of this post.
  • Feel free to use #writephoto logo or include the prompt photo in your post if you wish, or you may replace it with one of your own to illustrate your work.
  • By participating in the #writephoto challenge, please be aware that your post may be featured as a reblog on this blog and I will link to your post for the round-up each week.

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“Hurry up, Josh!”

“Alright, alright! I’m coming,” grumbled fifteen-year-old Josh from behind Ingrid, his twin sister.

She twirled around as he slowly caught up, trudging up the steep hillside. “Isn’t it beautiful?” she breathed, taking in the colours and sounds of this secluded area far away from the cobbled streets and noisy carriages of their busy town.

Josh grunted in reply as he collapsed on the grass, trying to catch his breath. Ingrid had said they were skipping today’s French lesson for a ‘lovely break’, not for this torturous hike!

“Can we just sleep here for a while?” he suggested.

“What a bore, Josh. We’ve come here to have a jolly time! Just look at this place—it’s got so many exciting things to offer!”

“Like what?”

“Like trees! You’d promised you’d teach me to climb them. There’s also plenty of space to run around and play catch! Or…”

Ingrid’s voice trailed away as she suddenly noticed a stone structure not very far from where she was standing. She stepped sideways to get a better view of it. Her whole face lit up instantly. “Or we could head there!” She pointed at the gothic-style, somewhat dilapidated building.

Josh sat up, craning his neck in the direction of her finger. “What is that?” he asked.

“I don’t know, but seems fun! How about a game of hide-and-seek?”

Her brother guffawed. “Hide-and-seek? You couldn’t possibly find a place to hide there—it’s got archways that lead nowhere and the walls look like they’ve fallen in!”

“Well then,” Ingrid skipped over to the stone platform between the two arches, “why don’t we use this as a stage? Imagine we’ve got an audience in front of us and we’re putting on a show for them…I say, it’d feel exactly like performing A Midsummer Night’s Dream at the theatre Mummy had taken us to last month!”

“Hmm,” wondered Josh. He’d always been a fan of literature (so much so, he’d even memorised some of Shakespeare’s plays word for word!) but too shy to actually try his luck at dramatics—especially in front of his buddies. No harm in practicing here, using this silly time with his sister as pretext. “Alright, let’s do that.”

The duo frolicked and laughed as they churned out their own version of the play they’d watched before, all the while unaware of the presence of a stranger in the woods. The maiden watched them with a smile from behind a tree, muttering an incantation into the breeze before disappearing amidst the wilderness.

They spent an hour running from arch to arch, playing multiple characters, sometimes taking the spotlight at the centre, and finished their performance with a gracious bow to their invisible audience. Flushed, the siblings got off the stone structure through the archway on the right and plopped down on the soft ground.

“Now that’s what I call a well-deserved break!” exclaimed Josh, admiring the view from the top of the hill. “It’s getting late though—”

“Josh?”

“—and Mummy might already be suspecting our whereabouts…”

“Josh!”

“What?”

“Look at your clothes,” said Ingrid, very pale.

Confused, he looked down at his shirt, only to see himself decked up as the fairy king from the play. He was shocked to see his twin dressed similarly.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” he whispered.

Ingrid nodded.

This was no ordinary forest; what pure folly it was to believe that this folly would be no different either.